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{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}
{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}